My grandmother’s shameless habit of dumpster diving has netted her a motley assortment of stuffed toy animals. Included in the collection is a fat duck, an eyeless teddy bear, a grotesque clown, and several dozen doggies. I assumed her new addition was stuffed. Then the little bugger bit me.
Real (and mean).
Not real (slightly less mean).
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Cutie!
The little monster attacked a neighbor! Oh, and the Chihuahua stood there barking. LOL